So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
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The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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