wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I've blown a few things in my day
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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