Fuck appropriateness.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
