Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I got inside last night via doggy door
and you fell through a lawn chair
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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