you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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