we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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