How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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