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Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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