what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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