Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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