Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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