I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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