I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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