is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.