He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.