Do vagina's smell?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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