when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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