It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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