i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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