party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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