She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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