He is such a slut. More and more my type.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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