He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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