Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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