these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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