I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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