What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
nutella sex= disaster
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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