No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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