I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
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I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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