You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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