you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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