i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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