I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
