is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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