Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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