why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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