My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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