is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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