Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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