I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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