So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'm both gender and math confused
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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