It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I will pee on everything he values.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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