Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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