Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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