come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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