went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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