Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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