I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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