Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
birth control should be required to get into college
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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