you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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