You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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