I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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