Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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