I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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