You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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