I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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