This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
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I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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