bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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